TOP 10---Wobbly Tour Facts

TOP "10" TOUR FACTS:


1)...WE WILL CROSS MANY MORE MILES...
TO SEE THE FACES OF A MILLION HAPPY SMILES...


2)...WE WILL PROBABLY PLAY ALL NIGHT LONG...
UNTIL WE COMPLETELY RUN OUT OF GREAT, GREAT SONGS...


3)...WE WILL TRAVEL BY BUS, TRAIN OR PLANE...
ALONG WITH SOME IDIOTS TELLING JOKES, PRETTY LAME...


4)...WE WILL GIVE YOU---ALL WE'VE TOTALLY GOT...
UNLESS WE GET SPRAYED WITH MACE, SUCKER-PUNCHED...
OR SHOT AT ALOT....


5)...WE WILL NEVER, EVER PLAY BLASTED-DRUNK...
UNLESS TOLD EXPLICITLY, BY OUR PET, "ZONDO BONDO",
OUR SILLY-WILLY SKUNK...


6)...WE WILL NEVER, EVER, MAKE YOU BLUBBER & CRY...
BUT SOME SONGS WE PLAY, MAY GIVE YOU--GRISLY HIVES...


7)...WE WILL NEVER BE CONSIDERED AS GOOD AS "U2"
BUT LET'S BE BRUTALLY HONEST, NEITHER WILL BE YOU....


8)...WE WILL NEVER, EVER--BE SEEN AGAIN--"LIVE"...
JUST LIKE "THE BEATLES"...IMAGINE US IN YOUR MIND...


9)...WE JAM FEROCIOUSLY, LIKE "NO TOMORROW'S" IN SIGHT...
BECAUSE WE LIVE TO AMAZE YOU, NOT STUMBLING AROUND IN FRIGHT


10)...OF COURSE, WE WOULD DO IT, ALL WOBBLY--AGAIN & AGAIN...
UNTIL THE WHOLE WORLD'S POPULATION, BECAME ALL OUR FRIENDS...